Perhaps, The Amazing Criswell truly did possess powers beyond our understanding, when he tilted his soft-serve-styled quaff in our direction, and pierced the screen and time ad infinitum with his eyes of slate-gray, and stated:
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable…
And we all answer in unison, Yes!
Yes, Criswell, yes, we are interested in the future, for this is where are going to spend the rest of our lives, watching Plan 9 From Outer Space; whenever we're down or feeling defeated; whenever our troubles seem insurmountable; like some kind of magic-cinema-elixir, Plan 9 From Outer Space has mysterious powers to soothe the soul, and make everything all better.
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